It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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