y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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