It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
