4 words: hood of his car
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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