walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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