I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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