she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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