Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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