VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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