It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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