Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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