Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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