I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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