Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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