We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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