...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I think i got beer on your cat.
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