It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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