I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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