What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
