And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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