Fine. I'll sleep in my office
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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