He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
