Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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