he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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