it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
