Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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