I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
