i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My liver just had a heart attack.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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