That's intense
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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