Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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