STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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