ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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