how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have fence marks all over my body
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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