I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
