You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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