Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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