I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
