so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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