Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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