Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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