i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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