Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
