Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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