i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just high enough for therapy.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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