once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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