We should be called the Road Head Warriors
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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