Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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