Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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