I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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