your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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