Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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